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The Presidents of the United Mistakes

by Citizen Useless

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There’s guns on the streets There’s guns in our schools Guns in church In the hands of fools There’s guns in the clubs There’s guns in the diners Guns at home In the hands of minors What the fuck is going on? Can’t step outside our freedom is gone. Bullets are flying and people are dying Peace sells but nobody’s buying. Shot in the back Shot in the face Shot by mistake What a fucking waste Shot in the head Shot in the chest Shot like a dog For being a pest What the fuck is going on? Can’t step outside our freedom is gone. Bullets are flying and people are dying Peace sells but nobody’s buying. Guns overseas Sold to our kids Guns for the world To the highest bids There’s too many victims There’s too many victims There’s too many victims There’s too many victims
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They never asked me When they sent me off to war And I never knew What the fuck I was fighting for Handed me a gun Taught me how and who to hate Took away my mind Marched me out to meet my fate [Chorus] Belief And bloodshed Killing in the name of oil Killing in the name of God Let’s just sit and watch ‘em die For a larger piece of pie Now I’m lying here Covered in the blood of friends I try and think back Does this justify the end? All I’m fighting for A bunch of pricks in Armani suits So they can have more Polish on their cowboy boots [Chorus] [Solo] [Chorus] Sitting in the dark Thinking of the friends I’d lost Waiting for the dawn It’s what a soldier’s life cost Cuz all I’m fighting for is a bunch of pricks in Armani suits So they can have more Polish on their cowboy boots
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Let’s kill all the EMO bands I’m sick of this stupid fad What’s this stupid whiney shit wha wha wha Let’s kill all the EMO Kids Let’s kill all the EMO Kids HIM drives me fucking mad boys in make up what a fad Love metal can suck a dick now slice your wrist And get it over with… Let’s kill all the EMO Kids Let’s kill all the EMO Kids Let’s kill all the EMO Kids Let’s kill all the EMO Kids
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It’s 4am and I should be in bed Instead I’m hanging out getting out of my head I'm seeing double and I'm seeing stars I keep on waking up on the floor in bars I drink I have a thinking problem I'm not so blind I can’t see I drink I have a thinking problem That’s the problem with me But I don't see any reason why we shouldn't have some fun And if you don't see any reason, let’s drink another one Being a wild rover can sure take its toll I've been beaten and broken and left in a hole Maybe straight edge is the way to go? I’ll never find out ‘cause I'm always drunk and it shows I drink I have a thinking problem I'm not so blind I can’t see it I drink I have a thinking problem That’s the problem with me But I don't see any reason why we shouldn't have fun And if you don't see any reason, let’s drink another one
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Suits 01:46
You tell us That we’re friends Nothing but bullshit You just pretend Spoiled stupid A classic case Of say one thing Then turn your face Say what you mean Mean what you say Don’t tell us to Do it your way Wear this makeup Wear these clothes It’s all about style Everyone knows Sing about love So you don’t offend It’s not about music Just the trend Say what you mean Mean what you say Don’t tell us to Do it your way You dickless cowards Hide behind desks Planning on who To fuck over next Armani suits But they’re all fakes You cocksucking pricks Don’t have what it takes To Say what you mean Mean what you say Don’t tell us to Do it your way This is our life This is our way We won’t let you Throw it away.
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They live their lives by a simple code Impress to repress with nothing owed Democracy has grown old and fat Fuck equality, Fascism’s back! Sitting high on a pile of dough Smokin’ a joint, dick in a ho Sittin’ pretty, finger on the trigger Got the world, want something bigger! Impress ‘em Promise them their rights Give ‘em everything they want But only if they’re white Repress ‘em Take away their rights Degrade ‘em til they’re worth nothing And refuse to stand and fight They live their lives by a simple code Impress to repress with nothing owed Take from the young, grow old and fat Support the rich on the poor man’s back. Do as they say, not as they do Sheep among wolves, we don’t have a clue Stuffing their pockets with slumlord cash And still we kiss their corporate ass! Impress ‘em Wear a friendly mask Talk the talk and fake the walk Extend the olive branch Repress ‘em Kick ‘em when they’re down Lie, betray, cheat ‘n steal Burn ‘em to the ground Sitting high on a pile of dough Smokin’ a joint, dick in a ho Sittin’ pretty, finger on the trigger Got the world, want something bigger!
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My Girlfriend’s a Zombie She looks all right to me My Girlfriend’s a Zombie Undead apathy She said she had a little pain When Trioxin got into her veins Her skin has gone a little pale But she’s still a sexy piece of tail It doesn’t matter that she’s dead I just tie her to the bed I know it’s wrong to use the chains But she keeps on trying to eat my brains My Girlfriend’s a Zombie She looks all right to me My Girlfriend’s a Zombie Undead apathy She’s my girl and she’s one of a kind Yeah she’s a corpse, I’m not blind I keep her locked in the shed But she got out and she fed I didn’t know how to react She ate the neighbor and her cat Now the army’s taking her away But I’m wanna marry her someday My Girlfriend’s a Zombie She looks all right to me My Girlfriend’s a Zombie Undead apathy
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ADC 02:10
I am sorry to refuse But I am getting sick of you I’ve always been your fucking dog I am sorry to resist But I am getting bored of this I won’t live by your fucking rules I am sorry to evolve It’s a problem you cannot solve I won’t live with your fucking lies I am sorry to fight back You call yourself a Mom and Dad You treat me like your fucking slave Don’t tell me what to do Don’t tell me what to say This is my fucking life I’m gonna do it my way Don’t tell me your beliefs Don’t tell me your lies I’ve lived with your bullshit You think you’re so wise Don’t tell me to be polite My life was shortchanged Fuck you Mom and Dad my Attitude did change You know what Mom and Dad? I’m not you. I don’t want to be you. You threatened me to follow and took away my life. Always do as I say and not as I do. Lead by example, have you ever heard of that!? You’re fucking pathetic. Fuck you. I’m done with this.
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Drunkaholic 01:26
Yes I am a drunkaholic! I love being drunkaholic! Let’s all be drunkaholics! Drink more booze drunkaholic! It’s 8am and I’m getting drunk Haven’t studied don’t care if I flunk. Wearin’ same clothes smell like a skunk Ask if I care, Don’t give a fuck! Yes I am a drunkaholic! I love being drunkaholic! Let’s all be drunkaholics! Drink more booze drunkaholic! Playin Xbox and playing Wii Smoking a joint piss where I sleep Drinking a beer watchin’ TV Listening to Propagandhi! Yes I am a drunkaholic! I love being drunkaholic! Let’s all be drunkaholics! Drink more booze drunkaholic! Go to the gig stumble on stage Scream out a song get out the rage Give a chick a beer cuz she’s under age Now she wants me to fuck her backstage
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Why do I believe what you say When you tell me you’re on your way Now I sit around all day With my life wasting away If you’re gonna suck my time Don’t waste your breath with your lies Better that you suck my dick Than waste my time you fucking prick Don’t you know I got things to do Other than waiting for you And when you show don’t give me shit Because I call you a fucking twit If you’re gonna suck my time Don’t waste your breath with your lies Better that you suck my dick Than waste my time you fucking prick Sick and tired of waiting for you Your bullshit lies are nothing new I’m sorry to be be blunt But it’s called respect you fucking cunt If you’re gonna suck my time Don’t waste your breath with your lies Better that you suck my dick Than waste my time you fucking prick  
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Alcohol-Like 01:33
Gives lots of pleasure Gives lots of pain Bad for my kidneys Fun for my brain Pagi mabuk It’s all right Anggur merah Find a fight Searching for heaven In a glass of beer Suck down some vino Chase away the fears Siang mabuk It’s all right Anggur merah Start a fight Wake in the morning I don’t have a clue What happened last night? What did I do? Malam mabuk It’s all right Anggur merah Win the fight
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Hopeless 01:21
Looking for an escape a reason to sway Don’t wanna fight don’t wanna decay A knife in the gut’s not the only way To keep the forces of evil at bay Turn your back and forget your name Not living your life cuz it’s just a game? If you don’t fight it you’re to blame Hopeless In your mind, you think it’s fine, Not this time, Hopeless Take the stage, feel the rage, Like a cage, hopeless Build a wall, standing tall, Fuck em all, hopeless Empty friends, hollow trends, It never ends, hopeless Kneel on the ground and pick up your guts Take out a needle and sew it all shut It’s never safe when the wolves are about It’s always the same when you’re caught in a rut Burn it black and erase your name Live your life like it’s just a game Fuck shit up it’s all the same Hopeless
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No Way Out 01:52
Born into a world Filled with war and pain Grew up on the streets Not knowing who to blame. Suck a teacher’s dick Just to graduate And spend 20 years In a job you fucking hate. There’s no way out, is there? No way out. You sit behind a desk Wife and kid at home Wallowing in Hell That chills you to the bone. You were never there Are you even here? You've been brainwashed With a life of hate and fear. Basking in the glow Of the nightly news The anchor filled you in And gave you all the clues. We are all to blame And it all began to burn The bullet in the gun Was the only place to turn.

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released August 1, 2011

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Citizen Useless Jakarta, Indonesia

Formed in Jakarta, Indonesia in the wee hours of 2006 under the influence of lots of beer & good friends. A blend of high- intensity music, distorted guitars, & an integrated mix of straightforward punk &blues-inspired rockabilly coupled with the pop sensibilities of NoFX set to "frappe" is the Citizen Useless sound. ... more

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